Something Smells Like Pee: and Other Classy Observations

By Blythe Jewell

Humorist/writer/artist Blythe Jewell deals a variety of humor poems and illustrations approximately every thing from killing crops to discovering hair in all of the improper locations. Random, potty-mouthed, foolish and infrequently candy, this quirky assortment will make you chuckle, cry and nod your head in conspiracy. The 60+ titles comprise "Hair in My Ass Crack,” “Shut the F*&! Up approximately Twilight,” “On Our classes Together,” “Neil Patrick Harris will get the Paddle,” “Leave the F*#&ing Cat Alone,” "Anne Hathaway Makes Me Uncomfortable," and plenty of extra.

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It would be asymmetric. i'd want a professional. yet fairly, it’s hair, and deep down i do know that hair is simply hair and again it is going to develop. certain, there’s a lollipop in my hair. There’s a lollipop in my hair. It’s unusual how a lot i don't care in regards to the lollipop in my hair. in regards to the writer Blythe Jewell is a contract author and editor established in her splendidly wacky fatherland of Austin, Texas. She lives along with her husband, son and ever-growing menagerie of pets (which at the moment comprises Andy the Mountain Cat, Jenny the Very candy Dumbass and evil genius Napoleon von Weiner). Her paintings has been featured in different courses either in print and on-line, and she’s gained many awards in acceptance of her super expertise – together with an Oscar award, a Pulitzer, the Nobel Peace Prize, a daylight hours Emmy and several other People’s selection Awards. She additionally has a tendency to lie much, and enjoys pertaining to herself within the 3rd individual. For extra silly humor, learn her insanely unpopular humor web publication The Bean at www. themusicalfruit. web. to profit extra approximately her freelance paintings, stopover at her quasi-professional, kind-of-grown-up web site at www. bejewell. me. till then... Shine on, y’all.

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